Local Girl’s Tumultuous Rise and Fall from Fame
Dear Local Girl, We are all deeply saddened here in Brooklyn by your recent tragic fall from fame. Upon receipt of this momentous news the Rat Sass executive committee convened in special session over the holidays. In a decisive and unanimous action the committee has awarded you the coveted Walk of Fame Star. Rat Sass Walk of Fame Stars are real duplicates of the replicas made by the same artist who creates the Hollywood plaques given to the celebrities when they…