{"id":92,"date":"2007-12-30T21:02:32","date_gmt":"2007-12-31T02:02:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ratconference.com\/blog\/?p=92"},"modified":"2008-01-01T20:32:36","modified_gmt":"2008-01-02T01:32:36","slug":"local-girls-tumultuous-rise-and-fall-from-fame","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ratconference.com\/blog\/?p=92","title":{"rendered":"Local Girl’s Tumultuous Rise and Fall from Fame"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Dear Local Girl<\/a>,<\/p>\n

We are all\u00c2\u00a0deeply saddened here in Brooklyn by your recent tragic fall from fame. Upon receipt of this momentous news the Rat Sass executive committee convened in special session over the holidays.\u00c2\u00a0 In a decisive and unanimous action the committee has awarded you the coveted Walk of Fame Star<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Rat Sass Walk of Fame Stars are real duplicates of the replicas<\/a> made by the same artist who creates the Hollywood plaques given to the celebrities when they receive a star on the sidewalk.<\/p>\n

The Rat Sass Walk of Fame Star follows the lead of Muhammad Ali\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s star, which is displayed on a wall of the Kodak Theatre, not on the sidewalk, due to Ali not wanting his name walked on by “people who have no respect for me.” \u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n

All members of the Rat Sass executive committee have pledged to wheatpaste a Local Girl star onto the theater\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s wall every time one of them visits Hollywood and Vine.<\/p>\n

Best regards,<\/p>\n

nick
\nCEO
\nRat Sass Executive Committee<\/p>\n

PS
\nThe Rat Sass executive committee is still accepting nominations for the 2007 Walk of Fame Star in the five obscure Theatrosphere “best of” subcatergories.<\/p>\n